A Few Phrases You Probably Will Never Hear at LifePoint …

  • “Way to go, Patriots.”
  • “God prefers you to drink decaf coffee.”
  • “Did you hear Pastor Ken got a tattoo?”
  • “The Old Testament is way too long.”
  • “I think we’ll go for a punk emo sound.”
  • “Tuck your shirt in.”
  • “God helps those who help themselves.”
  • “Bingo!”